Random (Quarantine) Musings Series/ 9



Have you donated to the PM CARES fund already? If not, please stop being an asshole and make a donation. If not that, then at least donate to those animal rescue organisations that are feeding and rescuing stray animals in these tough times.

Talking of charity work, I have seen so many people that pretend to be such saints and yet won't do shit for the society. I have sent links of making donations to them and watched them swiftly dodging the topic while talking shit about being good friend and brother and son by monkey dancing at fellow apes' weddings that basically amount to nothing but hypocrisy and showing off.

When revolution comes, these people should be shot in the head first. No mercy.

Despite our many differences I would always possess a tiny soft corner in my heart for my army officer ex for  always complying to my 'make a donation' urges. Wherever you are, I hope you are still doing it without anyone's nudging. :)


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I have watched The Big Bang Theory so many times and these days I am re-watching it on TV. Lately I have realised despite the cult following of the show it fails on a massive level where FRIENDS have succeeded. Given a choice I don't think I would want to be friends with any of the TBBT protagonists. Everyone is so borderline dysfunctional and not in an adorable Chandler Bing or Pheobe Buffay way. Sheldon is a pain in the ass. Leonard is codependent. Howard is a pervert. Rajesh is needy as fuck. Penny is a bitch. Amy is so horribly wrong from every possible angle I can't even begin to describe. And then Bernadette, the most irritating, redundant character of all. Every time she opens her mouth I want to shove something down her throat.

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So today was the last day of needy baby Harry and bitchface Markle as serving senior royals. I had a bet with one of my friends when they were getting married. I had declared, "This won't work." while my friend had retorted with "I think it will." We are no longer friends but I am feeling absolutely prophetic and not to mention, oh so happy. Once again I have realised how right and on point my intuitions are and they always have been. All I am waiting for is the not-so-royal divorce of the shitty 'fairy tale'.

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Given my strong repugnance towards communism and everything it represents I have a weird fascination for Vladimir Putin. I guess it comes from the same place that always wanted to sleep with Dr Hannibal Lecter.

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Do you know how a piece of brown bread tastes like after you slather it with butter then peanut butter then cashew nut butter and then you top it off with some mixed fruit jam? Heaven, it tastes like absolute heaven.

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After the initial shock and panic I have reduced the use the of hand sanitizer and hand wash. Firstly, I live alone. Secondly, I don't go out at all. Today I went out the first time after a whole week to buy some groceries. The repetitive hand washing sessions were fucking with my pretty hands. Not to mention it was unnecessary.

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While the entire world is coming together to fight this CHINESE virus the liberal sons of bitches of India are again on the active payroll of the virus manufacturing country. They are systematically spreading rumours and lies and false propaganda on social media, especially on Twitter. On the other hand, the illiterate radical garbage of India are on a new mission -- the Corona jihaad. 

Fuck secularism.

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As much as I am happy that the world is taking a break from its constant frenzied state I am feeling terribly guilty for those poor people who are losing out on their daily wages due to the lockdown. Some left-wing NGO's are again blaming the government for it. Seriously, was there any other choice to stop this pandemic from spreading?? If you really have to criticise someone go criticise those savage fuckers that will eat anything that moves. Meanwhile, our government should really hurry up before our poor die of starvation. The feeling of helplessness is truly tormenting.

Just a while ago I was chatting with some NGO worker from Darjeeling. He was telling me how the anti retroviral therapy the HIV patients receive once a month has become difficult due to lockdown and how hard they are trying to ease the situation. I felt more guilty and more helpless after the conversation. And more livid towards the clowns who think dancing at people's wedding is a noble way to save the humanity while ignoring donation pledges.

Once again, be a badass asshole. Stop wasting money on useless social crap. Instead, make a donation STAT. Or else, just die. World doesn't need fake no-balls people like you lot.


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